CHAPTER 1 FANFIC

CHAPTER 1

Just another normal family somewhere in the planet named Mars...

Anna: Dad?!!
Jared: Just a second, Im coming!
Anna: Dad now! I really need to tell you something.
Jared: Hunnie, Im downstairs, can you just hold up a second?
Anna, Muna & Sophie were are the living room, planning something about their dad, Jared Leto.They loved their dad very much but they always enjoyed playing with him no matter what the cost would be.
Sophie & Muna started giggling.
Sophie: Seriously, we are gonna do that? I mean, don't be surprised if he kicks us out of the house, when we are done!
Anna: Just wait up, I got it all here.When he comes....oh wait Muna have you bought the hair color?
Muna: Sure I got it here.What the hell he was thinking when he dyed his hair green with red highlights?
Sophie: Apparently he wanted to be in the Christmas mood.Girls girls, he is coming up, Hide hide TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!
The girls got prepared & turned off the lights.
Jared got up at the living room wondering...why the hell did they turn off the lights?
Jared: Okay, baby Im done with that song, where are...? Jared didn't manage to complete his sentence because Luna grabbed him and put him on the special chair, where everything was planned.
Jared: What the hell...?
Sophie: Dad we need to talk.Anna turn on the lights! Muna keep holding him there.
Jared: Girls are you fucking serious? What the hell is that?
Sophie: Okay, we will set the record straight.We love you daddy, but there is a problem.Your latest hair color...pretty much sucks.No offense but your head looks definitely like a vegetables store, so hey (all the girls together smiling) we bought hair color! We are gonna dye your hair! Actually Anna is gonna do that part, because we will do it even worse.And we will just hold you up! We promise it is gonna be a hell of a color.
Jared: Sophie are you crazy? I just...
Anna: Enough! Back to work! Muna turn on the music baby, we need to party!
Muna: Okay ladies & gentleman so you want Kanye or...what do we have here...ewww Bieber, what the....dad are you listening to Bieber?
Jared: I am too upset to answer this question.At least what color is it?
Muna: Awww surprise , daddy! By the way, think we forgot something girls!
Anna: Shit yes, Sophie call our uncle & our mofo king!
Jared: So now that's the way you call Tomo? Last time I checked he was your godfather.
Sophie: Dad, you need to be updated a little bit more, I mean when was the last time you got on Twitter?
Muna: Aaaaaaaah oh my God, daddy where is your Blackberry?
Jared turned to Muna and gave her that angry look.
Jared: Don't even think about it.
Sophie, Muna & Anna started laughing.
Anna: Hahahahahha, get his Blackberry, we are gonna tweet what he is up to!
Muna: Yeah like let's answer the question of Twitter: “what's happening?”
Sophie: My hair is getting raped by my daughters! Ba ha ha ha!
They all started laughing.Muna called Shannon & Tomo to come over to take a look at the new hair of Jared.Jared still hadn't seen the color of his hair.A while later everything was done & the bell rang.
Anna: Oh dad, you look so beautiful honestly!
Sophie: This is definitely so much better!
Jared: Alright, will you let me stand up and go check out myself?
Muna: No actually we are waiting for the uncle + Tomo to tell us what they think.
Anna: Sophie, go get the door, I am cleaning up all the mess here!
Sophie: I can't ! I am on dad's Twitter asking the Echelon's questions! Dad when was the last time you had sex? A girl is asking right here!
Jared almost had a heart attack.He opened up his mouth.
Jared: Tell me where did I go wrong? Where? Didn't I gave you everything you needed? I mean okay, you may have skipped some lessons in school & you may listen to AC/DC instead of Britney Spears, but this is completely normal...right?
The bell kept ringing.
Jared: And will someone open the goddamn door, for motherfucking's sake, there is a thunderstorm out there!
Muna: Okay okay, I am opening the door, but I am telling you, dad.We are completely normal.
Muna opens the door.
Shannon: Finally !! All my shopping bags turned from solid into...something wet.
Tomo: Who said we are normal??! We are never normal...awww my girls , my lovely girls.
Both 3 girls climbed up to Tomo.
Shannon: I ain't getting any love today, alright.....OH MAN.Jared what happened to your hair?
Jared: What do you mean what...oh shit what did you girls do?
Jared ran all the way to the bathroom to check his hair out.
Shannnon & Tomo started laughing.
Shannon: Seriously girls....PINK HAIR?
Shannon continued laughing.
Sophie: It is so hot!
Anna: Definitely pink is the new black.
Muna: Maybe we should dye your beard pink too, Tomo!!
Tomo: No no no no, you ain't gonna touch my little beard.It is my best feature.
Sophie:Guys...uhmm....
All together: What??!
Sophie: I can't hear dad.
Tomo: Oh he will come back, maybe he got a heart attack.Discovering you have pink roots in your hair....well it is a pretty big discovery.

Shannon: I am gonna go to see what's happening.Oh by the way- I almost forgot! I got you some Christmas presents babies!
Shannon handed the presents to the girls.
Anna: Ohhhh you are amazing!
Jared came out of the bathroom.
Jared: I can't fucking believe it.I can't...
The girls looked at each other and turned their heads down.
Sophie: Oops!
Jared: IT IS FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGGG! Which crazy little girl am I gonna hug first?
The girls started screaming! They ran towards their dad.
Tomo looked at Shannon.
Shannon: Is he serious?
Tomo: Yes.He is ...Jared.
After Jared hugged the girls & turned out he was all happy, the girls decided to open up the presents of Shannon.
Muna opened her present first.It seemed like a big present.
Muna: Ohh...uncle seriously? My Chemical Romance! All their discography? Aaah and an exclusive autograph from Gerard?! Is this real? I love you!!!!!!
Muna hugged Shannon tightly.
Shannon: Aww that's okay, you are so welcome baby.
Jared: C'mon Sophie, open up yours!
Sophie unwrapped her present.
Sophie: Uhm...nice.
Tomo: What is it?!
Sophie: A...photobook...by Michael who?!
Shannon: Litherman! One of my favorite photographers ever, the man has talent!
Sophie: And how did you decide to buy ME a photobook by the mister fucking Litherman? Hahahaha.
Jared: Sophie!
Sophie gave a big smile to Jared.
Sophie: Sorry dad!
Shannon: Well I remember you were telling all the time Jared how much you loved his photobook he is about to release.You know with all the pictures around the world...?
Sophie: Yes actually I was saying that.But I was just saying it because I wanted to let DAD KNOW, uh uh, how much I wanted him to take me to your international tour.
Jared: What? Really? So you didn't actually mean you liked my photobook?
Sophie: Dad this is not the point right now!
Jared: No, this is the point.We need to talk about it!
Shannon: Jared, the girl is right.Wait up for a second.Sophie...sweetie, Imma buy you a new Christmars present alright?
Sophie: No no, uncle it's alright...I mean...Litherman right? I will find out about his...talent.
Sophie pretended she threw up behind Tomo.Tomo giggled with her, asking her to keep it low.
Shannon: Oh well...so after that delightful break...Anna would you like to open up up your present?
Anna: Yeah sure!
Anna unwrapped her present.
Anna: A leather jacket! I love leather jackets! But why is it...yellow?
Shannon: I love yellow.
Tomo: Shannon it's Christmas, get yourself together.
Shannon: So? You don't like it sweetheart? You wear leather jackets pretty often.
Anna: Yeah I am actually wearing dad's leather jackets....at home.
Jared got shocked again.
Jared: Since when?!
Anna: Oh c'mon dad, like you haven't seen me!
Jared: No actually I haven't because the last weeks, I have been editing on that goddamn Hurricane video day & night to spend some time with you girls on the holidays.
Sophie: Which by the way is pretty surreal, dad.Didn't know you had such a dirty mind.
Sophie winked to Jared.
Muna: I would actually call it soft porn with...well some dad kick-boxing.
Jared: Where did you see the video? Shannon....Tomo....I am such a bad father.
Shannon: It is alright, they obviously saw the teaser online.
Tomo: Yeah relax yourself, dude!
All the girls together: Uhm yes.
Jared: Shannon! Why are you even speaking? You just recently found out about retweeting!
Shannon: What! I actually know how to follow people you know!
Tomo: This conversation is over, girls well done with your presents, have fun with them! Well Anna I don't know if I can say the same about yours, yellow was never my thing.Who is up for pizza?!!
All together: Let's go!

And all this normal family went up for pizza outdoors.To be continued...