CHAPTER 10 FANFIC

CHAPTER 10

Muna: Dad! Restraining order for Mrs Marple? AWESOME!
Jared: Well, thank the Echelon Sheriff for that.
Anna: Alright, so dad, give me some money now.
Muna: Yes, we haven't hung out with friends like forever.
Jared: Sure you deserve to go out for a while.Sophie, are you joining the girls?
Sophie: How come you're asking? You never do.
Jared: Just out of curiosity...nothing important.And are you coming back for the night or you're spending the night at some friends?
The girls looked at each other all puzzled.
Sophie: Dad, are you seriously asking this?
Anna: Yeah dad, we always fight in order to convince you to let us sleep at a friend's house.
Jared: Well, I think you're all grown up now and you're ready for that.I trust you.
Muna: Dad...we dyed your hair pink and you yelled at us for this.No, you don't trust us.
Jared: Oh come on, that was like ages ago!
Muna: No, actually it was a month ago.
Anna: Daddy what's wrong?
Jared: Nothing's wrong.
Anna: Hmmm, you want an empty house.
Jared: What? Why would I want that?
Sophie: You know, it's extremely easy for us to tie you up once again ,until you tell us what's going on.
Muna: Without food and water.
Jared: Ah alright...well...(Jared looked the girls in the eyes)...I have a date tonight.
The girls froze.
Anna: You do? Like...a serious one?!
Sophie: Oh damn, we won't sleep tonight..
Jared: Sophie!
Jared showed to Sophie, Muna and Anna.
Muna: Dad, for your information, we were born with ears too.
Jared blushed.
Anna: So girls what do you think? Should we leave dad on his own?
Anna smirked.
Jared: Just promise me you'll behave , I really don't want you to get in any other trouble.
Muna: Dad...grow up.We're off now, take caaaaaare!
The girls hugged and kissed Jared. After that they left the house.
Muna: So you're thinking what I'm thinking, right?
Sophie: Sure, we ain't going nowhere today!
Anna: What...are we gonna spy?
Anna opened her mouth.
Muna: Anna, stop being so...good.Eww that's not us.Yes, don't you wanna know with what kind of woman is our daddy dealing with?
Anna: Well...yes.
Anna lowered her head.
Sophie: We need a plan! Keep walking, dad must see us leave.
Muna: Okay, we can't just wait here! Let's go for a coffee with a couple of friends and then come back.We can get in through the backdoor, you know.If anything else fails, we'll stay in the back garden.What could possible go wrong?
After that, the girls hung out with their friends without even realising it was already 10p.m.The girls said goodbye to their buddies and ran over to their house.The lights were on.
Sophie whispered: Let's get through the backdoor!
Muna whispered: I don't think we should get in...you know let's just listen through the back window.
Sophie whispered: Alright.
The girls sneaked in the back garden.
Anna: So who's gonna climb? Someone has to watch through the window.
Sophie: Well I was never good at spreading the news...
Muna looked at Anna.
Muna: You'll do it.
Anna: ME?! What if dad sees me? I'll die and I'll die and then I'll die again!
Sophie: Just to make you feel better, we'll die too.So climb! We'll hold you!
Anna climbed and the girls lifted her high.Anna looked through the window.
Muna: So what do you see?
Anna: Well...
Sophie: Anna! Speak now!
Anna: It's kinda hard to describe..
Sophie: Anna, get serious and tell us what you see.
Anna: Alright, alright! So...I can see dad.Surprisingly he still has his clothes on.She is EWWWW, she is ugly.This is not a person!
Muna: What is it?!
Anna: I don't know, a moving wig probably? She is blonde, well she has a nice body, but damn I will kick dad's ass after that one.
Muna: So what's happening??
Anna looked at the girls.
Anna: Well she is actually...crying.Dad is now hugging her.
Sophie: Crying? What kind of date is that?
Muna: I don't know, maybe it’s the latest trend?
Suddenly Muna's phone rang.
Muna: Damn, it's Tomo!
Sophie: Pick uppppp, dad will hear you!
From indoors:
Jared: Did you hear that?
Woman: No no, sorry I'm too upset at the moment, you see..
Outdoors:
Muna answered the call.
Muna: Hello?
Tomo: Muna, how are you girl?
Muna: Uh...I'm fine, you?
Tomo: Fine, thanks! Are you home?
Muna: Not exactly..
Tomo: Is anyone home?
Muna: Well, yes,daddy is.
Tomo: Great! I forgot my car keys there yesterday so I have to pick them up.Thanks Muna!
Muna: No, Tomo ....wait!
But Tomo already hang up.
Muna: Shit.Tomo is coming, he forgot his car keys here the other day.
Sophie: NO WAY! We can't ruin dad's date just like that...and he's having such a good time.Hahahaha.
Anna: THEY'RE KISSINGGGGG!
Sophie and Muna jumped to see what was going on.
Muna: I can't fucking see...oh my...I see, GET OFF OF HIM!
Sophie: This date is getting awkward and weird.
Anna: I'm really cooooold! Aren't you?
Sophie: To be honest with you, me too but we don't have many options at the moment.
Muna: Yeah, we can't do many things.
Sophie: Oh, we could light up a fire!
Anna: Can I get off now? My ass hurts.
Muna: Come down! I will climb back in a few minutes to check up on dad.Let him...be.Sophie, how are we gonna light up a fire?
Sophie: See, we already have a lot of wood for the fireplace.And Anna give me a lighter.
Anna: I don't have a lighter.
Sophie: Come on sweetheart, we all know you're smoking...well most of us.
Anna handed the lighter to Sophie.The girls grabbed some logs and after they lighted it , they had successfully set up a fire.
Muna: Hmm I hope we did everything okay otherwise we'll be homeless...soon.
Anna: And not dad's.
All of a sudden they heard a noise coming from the front door.They ran to see what was going on.It was Tomo with his bike.
Tomo: GIRLS!
Sophie: Sshhhhh.Come with us!
Tomo: Oh holy shit, what are you up to?
Anna grabbed Tomo.
Tomo: No no no no, I'm not getting involved in ANYTHING.
Anna: I’ll bite you if you won’t come.
Tomo: Ehm...sure...where are we going?
The girls leaded Tomo into the back garden.
Muna: Tomo, you've got to be quiet.Our dad is inside and he is ...well... having a date.
Tomo: A date?! That bastard told me nothing ab...WHAT'S THAT?
Tomo pointed at the fire.
Sophie: We were rather cold.Guess this warms the place a lot, don't you think?
Tomo whispered and lowered his head: Are you INSANE? If someone sees the smoke will call the police, they might think we sacrifice people here or.....oh wait you're not gonna sacrifice ME right? I'm a good man, I swear.
The girls sighed.
Anna: Tomo, relax.We just want you to stay here...see we don't wanna interrupt our dad from...you know.
Sophie: Yeah he hasn't...you know for a long time.
Muna: And yes...you know it is a must in order to stay fit.
Tomo: Why are you saying 'you know'. Just say 'having sex'.
Anna: Are we allowed to say that without being mofo-slapped?
Tomo: It's just you and me, no one is listening..So what are we gonna do, just stay here waiting for the...date to finish? I need my car keys!
Tomo went 2 steps back.
Tomo: So what's gonna happen?
The girls widened their eyes and started screaming.
Girls: TOMOOOOOOO, YOUR SHIT IS GETTING SET ON FIRE!
Muna: YOUR HOODIE , YOUR HOODIE!
Tomo started screaming too: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT WHERE?!
Tomo jumped again and again.
Anna ran and grabbed a log .She then started hitting Tomo with it.
Tomo: What are you doing thereeeeeee? I'm getting burnt and you're hitting me with FUCKING LOGS!
Anna: I'm just trying to....
Tomo: YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE, ARRRRGH, AHHH, LEAVE VICKI THE HOUSE, LEAVE JARED MY GUITARS, AND OUCH LEAVE SHANNON THE VIOLIN!
Muna grabbbed the garden hose and sprayed Tomo's hoodie with water.
Muna: See now you're OK!
Sophie: Yes! And you didn't need to make a will either.
Muna and Sophie smiled while Anna stood still.
Anna: Erm....girls....I think we have...company?
Jared heard all that noise and saw what was happening.He had opened the door.His date was standing next to him.The fire was still there.Jared wasn't talking, he was just looking at the girls and Tomo.
Tomo: THEY brought me here! I've done this against my will !
Jared turned around and headed to the kitchen.The girls and Tomo looked at each other terrified.After a few seconds, Jared returned with a bucket full of water.
Jared: Here's for the fire.
Jared threw some water on the fire.
Jared: And the rest is for you.
And he threw the rest of the water on the girls and Tomo.
Tomo: AND I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
Jared: Your beard needed some refreshing.
Tomo sweared.
Sophie: DAD, this is not funny.Now all of your daughters are , oh damn, wet and it's freezing!
Jared: YOU COULD SET UP A FIREEEE FOR THAT!
Muna: Honestly we did, but you just....
Jared: IT'S OVER! OVERRRRRR!
Woman: Jared, won't you introduce me to the girls?
Jared looked at the woman.
Jared: NOW YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE TOO! All I needed was a normal date and I ended up being your psychologist for your goddamn crazy mind fucked psychological lesbian problems, I don't care if you slept with Lizzie or with Melanie or with Sally or with motherfucking can't remember all those names, I JUST WANTED TO FUCK!
Jared sighed.
The woman started crying again.
Anna: You heard him, giiiiiirl!
The woman looked at Anna.Then she looked at Jared again.
Woman: Don't ever call me again!
And she walked away.
Jared: I never intended to.
Sophie: So are you gonna open the backdoor for us or what?!
Jared: Hmmm not yet, I'll come in a sec.
Jared walked away from the window.
Muna: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE IS DOING THIS! We are his daughters, we'll catch a colddddd!
Tomo mumbled.
Tomo: I just wanted my fucking car keys and I ended up wet waiting for Jared to open a bloody backdoor.Holy shittttt.
Anna: You forgot about the burning-Tomo thing.
Tomo mumbled again.
After a few minutes, Jared opened the door.Jared gave that evil look at the girls.
Jared: You may come in.And you Tomo!
Tomo: Ha ohhhhh thanks for being so kind!
Jared didn't reply.
Everyone entered the house.

Than, Jared offered them some warm towels.
Jared: You can also find hot chocolate in the kitchen.Go now ,while it's still warm.I am off to sleep.
The girls and Tomo wondered what was going on.
Anna: Dad are you okay?
Sophie: Yeah...this is the part where you yell and break things and ground us and blah blah?
Jared took a deep breath.
Jared: You know what...I realised today that no matter what I do to keep you well behaved or probably normal, you always stay the same.You may be evil, yet too smart.And you may get on my nerves sometimes, but you also lift up my mood.You are my little daughters and there's nothing I can do to change it, right? And I won't change you, because I love you the way you are.
Muna to Tomo: Please go and turn on his actual-Jared button.This isn't normal.
Tomo: GO AND HUG YOUR DADDY, GIRLS!
The girls ran over to Jared and hugged him tightly.
Tomo: Right, now Jared where are my car keys?
Jared: Uhm, don't you know? I gave them to Vicki this morning.
Tomo: Holyfuckinguacamoley.

CLOSER TO THE EDGE OUTSIDE INTERNET MISSION

Hello, in case you don't know me, my name's Sophie.If you're reading this then you are most likely an Echelon.So I guess you pretty much know we are running the Closer to the edge week! We celebrate the success of the song.

During the week we had many missions, created by the Hive, and (I want to hope) that they were successful, because the Echelon did its best.One of the missions (and in my opinion one of the most important ones) was the Outside Internet Promo.Just get in the street & let the world know about Thirty Seconds to Mars.So I decided to contribute to a...different way in this mission (with lovely help from friends!)

We decided to complete the mission.We don't drive a car, so we had to use the bus.With this picture you can see, we got a bit creative in it.People who are gonna use this bus these days, will have a hell of good song recommendations (used crayon!).
Facts: A weird lady was looking at us & we could also write only when the bus stopped at the stations.

Later, we bought (removable) spray.Here is an example of our work.I feel proud at the moment.It's not a big deal but the name looks GOOD.The color is pretty scary but it fits Mars.
Fact: Another guy was staring at us.We painted pretty fast.



So...here we come at the wall painting! Yes that figure in the second picture is mine.I am not a terrorist, I promise.And I retone, the spray is removable.But we had to show the world who leads this place.Or probably this world.This part was the toughest of the mission because we didn't have light (apparently & I apologize for the bad quality) and we had to write over and over again those things.We also wrote 'Yes this is a cult' , 'Welcome to the family' & the symbols but we didn't even bother trying taking a picture since it was too dark.THE SUN WILL RISE TOMORROW THOUGH.Everyone will read the truth.
Fact: I got hurt by a nettle & my buddy was too cold.It was tooooo cold.

Another wall painting in the streets of Athens.The motto we all loved, love and will love forever.The vision of Thirty Seconds to Mars.'Jump and Touch the sky'.
Fact: This took us a lot of time actually.Many people were passing by!

When you see THIS on a wall, I think you just can't ignore it.The wall painting says it all, everyone should get Thirty Seconds To Mars's single 'Closer to the edge'.I think we made it...clear.
Fact: This wall paint was supposed to end up in a different way.But we like it the way it is.



Oh I forgot to tell you.We are greek Echelon.We won't hurt you, we won't bite but we exist.And just because Echelon means so much for the band (for the band members individually) we just had to leave our sign somewhere.We are EVERYWHERE.
Facts: The triad is red in reality.I don't know what's wrong with my BB camera honestly.Also this is a public elevator.

The second part of our mission was to take over the biggest mall in Athens.I think we did a pretty good job...and we're not done yet.



We gave away flyers ( I made them, you can contact me if you want the digital file for print/use/promotion), we talked with people about Thirty Seconds to Mars and mostly we informed them about them.We also asked people to take pictures with these flyers (well while hiding their faces-see some people are shy) and we had so much fun with them.Those pictures are some examples of our idea!
This is my friend. (thank you!)
& that's me.

At the mall we also left some flyers at the phone booth.You know when you are on the phone (specially if it's a boring call) you may take a look at those interesting flyers with those kick-ass inspiring pictures from the 'Closer to the edge' video.

And lastly we left some more flyers...there.I don't know if we were supposed to do that, I reckon this is a post for free press but never mind, those people who will get those flyers will learn the most important fact of the day: that Thirty Seconds to Mars are everywhere.
Fact: My friend wanted us to go & talk to the security guy to snap him with a Mars photo too.Well we will do that someday too, I swear.



So pretty much that was it! I don't wanna say that THE CLOSER TO THE EDGE MISSION IS COMPLETE, because we won't stop just because the week is ending.We will keep fighting & promoting Thirty Seconds to Mars in every possible (and creative) way.
I encourage all of you to get out of your house and let the world know.Let the world know about who taught you how to fly when none didn't.Let the world know about the surpassing talent of those three people.It's not just Tomo, Jared and Shannon.It's something more than that.It's the triad.
Draw the triad everywhere, call your friends, call your local radio stations! As the Hive said get a boombox and go to a park.Make it crazy with your friends.We will dominate the world sooner or later.And regarding the people who don't like what we do...well they'll never gonna like it because in the end they never really tried it.
Shannon, Jared, Tomo (or in any order) if you ever read this, I just want you to know...THE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN.And with this spiritual war, me and the Echelon will support you forever.Love you to bits X


p.s. People if you want to contact me for anything, contact me at Twitter (@30STMVOTE) or via e-mail: vote30stm@yahoo.com

MARS FANFIC CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 9

A week went by and nothing unpredictable happened in the Leto mansion. This was kind of weird. So one sunny Tuesday, the girls had to receive their reports from school. The girls were at their bedroom sleeping. Shannon opened the door and tried to wake them up.
Shannon: Giiirls, you have to wake up.
Muna: No, not now, I ain't feeling well...
Shannon: Come on sweethearts, it's important.
Anna: Just some more time please…
Shannon: You don't have time, Jared is downstairs. He just got your reports. You better go downstairs.
Anna stood up.
Anna: YOU'RE KIDDING!!! How the hell did he remember to get our reports?
Muna: REALLY! It's the first time! Uncle, please save us.
Muna got down on her knees.
Shannon: Girls, I don’t think there are many things you can do... except if you want to spend the rest of your lives in that room... locked up.
Muna: Anna, alright let's do this. Besides, he knows we pretty much suck.
Anna: Hmmm alright, let's go.
Shannon, Anna and Muna went downstairs. They found Jared in the kitchen looking at the reports again and again. Then he looked at them.
Muna: Hi...dad.
Anna: Yeah hello daddy, how are you?
Jared took a deep breath.
Jared: One thing, one simple thing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Shannon bit his lips.
Anna: I think they're called reports.
Jared: ANNA! Do you think I'm joking?
Anna: Your face does look funny.
Jared: Alright I won't even comment on the fact that neither of you have a grade in Algebra. Apparently the teacher gave up on you…
Muna to Anna: Is she the one who always wears that red skirt?
Anna whispered: Can't remember!
Jared: And also, since there is no grade better than D, I decided that I should ground you.
Muna: WHAT? What is this, some kind of a threat?
Jared: No, actually it’s a request.
Shannon: And how exactly are you gonna ground them?
Jared stood up and looked at the table in the living room. The girls’ drumsticks were there.
Jared: First of all, I am throwing away those drumsticks. You won't play drums for a month.
Jared grabbed the drumsticks.
Anna: NO no no no, dad, no not these drumsticks!
Shannon: Yeah dude what are you doing, I bought them those drumsticks!
Jared: I don't care.
Shannon: Holy crap, then throw away the guitars you bought them too!
Jared: What? Those are expensive, don't be ridiculous.
Shannon: The drumsticks are expensive too!
Jared looked at Shannon under his glasses. A second later Jared threw the drumsticks out of the window. Everyone watched while he did it.
Shannon: I can't believe you actual…
Shannon couldn't complete his sentence because a very loud noise came out of nowhere. It was a broken glass. Everyone looked out of the window.
Muna: Dad, I can't believe you broke Mrs. Marple's window with the drumsticks!
Anna: DAD, DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU JUST DID?
Jared: Is she...the crazy one?
Shannon: Man yes, that's the crazy one who was chasing you all over the neighborhood the other day because she thought you were getting married, yes that's her!
Jared widened his eyes.
Jared: The blond one???
At that moment Mrs. Marple got out of her house and estimated the damage. Then she started screaming.
Mrs. Marple: WHO DID THIS???? Oh my God, my dear window...goddamn those suckers.
Jared whispered: HIDE!!
Everyone walked away from the window.
Jared started scratching his head.
Jared: We need a plan.
Shannon: What do you mean? Nothing can happen, Jared, chill out. If she comes here, we'll just tell her that we don't know anything.
Jared: Oh really?? And what about the drumsticks? As far as I know, Mr. Copperson doesn't play drums.
Anna: How do you know that?
Jared: Because he is 80 years old.
Anna: So? That doesn't prevent him from…
Jared: Anna, we need a serious excuse.
Mrs. Marple from outside: MUNA, ANNA!!!
Muna: Oops, she found the drumsticks.
Shannon: We need to RUN! The woman's insane!
Jared: Everyone get in my car now!
Everyone started running at Jared's house.
Anna: Shhh, watch your steps. Be quiet. She can hear...everything.
Jared: Sophie, what are you doing here??
Sophie was holding a bucket full of water.
Sophie: Hey, you asked me to wash your car, don't you remember? What happened, why are you all running like crazy?
Shannon: Can we explain some other time?
Mrs. Marple: OH THERE YOU ARE!
Mrs. Marple started heading towards them.
Shannon: GET IN THE CAR NOW, NOW!
Sophie: What about the bucket? It's full of water!
Muna: Just take it with you Sophie, we're dying!
Everyone got in the car and Jared started driving.
Anna, Muna and Sophie were sitting on the backseat. Sophie was in the middle.
Sophie: I still have the bucket with the water. This thing is heavy!
Shannon: Come on, give it to me, I'll throw the water out of the window.
Jared: Yeah do it now, cause in a minute we'll be out in the highway.
Shannon moved the bucket towards his window, however...
Muna: Uncle, the window is closed!
...and splash. Shannon and Jared got all wet.
Jared closed his eyes for a second.
Jared: I WILL KILL YOU!
Shannon: Shit, I'm more wet than you!
Jared: Yes, but I'm the one who's driving and if the cops stop us for checking, we'll be in trouble.
Muna: Dad, we're not shooting a movie right now, just drive!
Jared drove all the way downtown, without really knowing where to go.
Anna: Where are we going?
Sophie: Let's go to Tomo's!
Muna & Anna: YEAH!!!
Shannon: Uninvited? Well...we don't really have anywhere else to go in this condition.
Jared: Guys!
Shannon: Yeah Jared, I know it ain't very polite but look at this mess.
Jared: Uh no guys, the cops are behind us. They just nodded me to stop. I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN! FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Jared started hitting the wheel.
Shannon: Hey relax, shhh. We'll sort it out. Oh shut up, he's coming.
The policeman asked Jared to lower his window.
Jared smiled.
Jared: Hello officer.
The policeman just looked at him. The girls exchanged scared looks.
Policeman: You look familiar, have I seen you before?
Sophie: He is Jared Leto, the front man of 30 seconds to Mars and he is also an...
Jared turned back to Sophie.
Jared: Sophie, SHUT UP. (He then turned to the policeman again) She is right. You may have seen me on a movie or something...
The policeman got even more serious.
Policeman: So I guess you can explain to me why you and the man next to you are all wet.
Shannon: Actually I'm his brother, the drummer of...
Jared looked at Shannon.
Jared: Shannon, this is NOT the right time.
Shannon: Well officer, I think it's a pretty big story, if you have time we can let you know. Nothing illegal though.
Anna: Breaking windows isn't illegal?
Policeman looked at Anna.
Policeman: What did you say, little girl?
Jared sighed.
Anna: Nothing important, you know I'm a little girl...words come and go.
Anna put on an awkward smile.
Policeman: And mister...Leto how come you and your brother are in a car with 3 under aged girls?
Jared: They are my daughters.
Policeman: And why am I supposed to believe that?
Jared: Look mate, I've been very polite. There's nothing wrong in here, alright? It's me, my brother and my daughters. And we are wet because my brother threw us the water which was in this bucket. Yes that one at the backseat. Now we need to go, we're kind of busy.
The policeman got all furious.
Policeman: I need your license.
Jared looked for his license.
Jared: Where the fuck...Shannon where is my license?
Shannon: I don't know. Have you been using my car lately?
Jared: OH FUCK...Uh my license is at home, officer.
Policeman: Mister Leto, I think you are kidding me. I will force you to come with me, including your brother and girls.
Jared: WHAT? Take me home and I will show you my license! And the girls’ birth certificates, if that's what you want.
Policeman: Not a bad idea. But all that will happen at the department. Please follow our car.
And the policeman got back in his car.
Jared: Right, now I'll get into jail because of these goddamn drumsticks.
Muna: Don't worry dad, it's a nice motive to get into jail. It's not like you killed someone.
Shannon started laughing.
Jared: Do you think this is funny? I'm going to jail.
Shannon: WET!
Shannon continued laughing.
Jared: This is not my family, there must be something wrong.
Jared, Shannon and the girls followed the police vehicle all the way to the police station.
The policeman led the Leto family to the sheriff. The policeman opened the sheriff’s office door.
Policeman: Mister Leto, explain the situation to the sheriff. I'll come in in a few minutes.
They entered the office. When the sheriff saw Jared and Shannon, his face shined.
Sheriff: OH MY GOD! THIRTY SECONDS TO MARS IN MY OFFICE!
Jared looked at Shannon.
Jared: Uhm yeah, hey…I'm Jared Leto.
Shannon: And I am...
Sheriff: Of course, you are Shannon Leto and you've got your awesome guitarist Tomo, right? The man knows how to rock those tunes.
Sophie: Oh sheriff, you're an echelon!
Sheriff: The ultimate echelon, see... I have this little kitchen here to make coffee every day. Follow me.
Everyone followed the sheriff. He opened another door which led to a small room. This room was full of 30 seconds to Mars posters.
Sheriff: See I got all your CDs, some posters here and I buy Kerrang and NME every month to catch up with you guys. Been to 4 shows of yours, you are amazing. My daughter loves you as well.
Jared and Shannon had completely freaked out. The girls were enjoying the whole situation.
Sheriff: So what brings you here? A crazy fan?
The sheriff winked at Jared.
Jared: No, actually an officer found out I had forgotten my license at home, so he brought us here and all...
Sheriff: Oh you're free to go of course, damn, no need to check further.
Shannon: So we're off to go?
Sheriff: Yeah sure, but would you mind to do me some little favors?
Jared: Sure, sheriff.
The sheriff smiled.
Sheriff: Well, first I'd like you to sign me your autographs here on my desk. And, also, would you mind singing 'Closer to the edge' to me? It's my favorite song! All together!
Shannon whispered at Jared: You know that this isn't happening, right?
Shannon: Uhmm...sure...girls?
Girls: SURE!!
So everyone started singing 'No I'm not SAYYYYYYYING, I'm sorry, ONE DAYYYY MAYBE WE'LL MEET AGAINNNN'.
Suddenly the door opened and Mrs. Marple appeared.
Mrs. Marple: SHERIFF I NEED TO…Oh here you are! I've been looking for you everywhere Jared and Shannon. Oh, Sheriff you are too fast, didn't even submit to arrest them...yet.
Sophie: WHAT?
Sheriff: Arrest them for what? Oh, Mrs. Marple this is the 3rd time in a week that you come to my department with no reason. And you just interrupted the most important moment of my life. THEY ARE 30 SECONDS TO MARS!
Mrs. Marple: I know very well who they are. But after I turned down Jared, because you know sheriff he was too persistent and I just can't stand this type of men, I realized that I have to treat them like actual people. Because maybe that's our fault after all. Today those little dirty girls threw their drumsticks at my window and it broke! There is something we can do about it, right? Maybe a potential engagement with Jared could fix the whole pain I went under.
Jared: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ARE YOU INSANE?
Shannon: Asking that is like asking if Tomo will cut his beard, dude.
Mrs. Marple: Jared, admit it! Admit to the world that you think about me day and night, that I am your only desire. Maybe you can send those girls...somewhere you know, in Europe! It would be ideal. And we could start all over, oh Jared and then I will forget about the broken window!
Mrs. Marple tried to touch Jared. Jared jumped on the desk.
Jared: Sheriff, arrest me! If it is the only way to get away from her, arrest me!!
Sheriff: Mrs. Marple, please, don't make things harder.
Mrs. Marple: Jared, get down! We need to write our vows, remember?
At that moment the girls grabbed Mrs. Marple’s hair.
Muna: Bitch, if you ever dare to touch our daddy again, you're dead. Got it?
Mrs. Marple: Ouuuuuuch, Jared, your girls are hurting me.
Jared singing on the desk: YEAH I'M A SELFISH BASTARD, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT ALONE...
Sheriff singing along: ...MY INTENTIONS NEVER CHANGE..!
The girls took Mrs. Marple out of the police department while poor Shannon was trying to get Jared off the desk.
Shannon: Dude, we need to go now, nice party, woohoo, enjoyed it, but it's over.
Jared: WAS IT A DREEEEEEEAM, WAS IT A DREAAAAAAM…
Sheriff: IS THIS THE ONLY EVIDENCE THAT PROVES ITTTTT…
Shannon started shouting: You probably want me to bring all the policemen of the department to crowd surf?
Jared: WOW! Wouldn't be a bad idea! You know, I'm thinking, maybe we could do 'Search & Destroy' in a police station, you can get arrested and maybe Tomo comes and helps you escape and then...
Sheriff: Can I be the sheriff?
Jared: Sure, I’d be pleased!