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Muna and Sophie were watching TV in the Leto mansion.
Muna: Wow it’s one of those days when I really can’t think of any good prank. And we’re watching the Kardashians for fuck’s sake, change that trash!
Sophie: You’re right, dammit. I do have an idea but it’s just way too classic, I’m sure even dad won’t fall for it.
Muna: Bring it on!
Sophie whispered the prank to Muna and Muna’s face shined.
Muna: HELL YEAH, classic but yet so awesome. I’m on it!
Muna ran to the kitchen and Sophie followed her.
Sophie: Have you found it?
Muna: Yes, it’s right here, here we have the soft fog film.
Sophie: Wicked! Let’s go upstairs. I’m gonna check out if daddy’s sleeping.
Muna: Alright, I’m going to the bathroom.
Sophie opened Jared’s door and saw him sleeping.
Sophie: Everything’s set with dad!
Sophie found Muna at the bathroom putting the fog film right under the toilet seat.
Muna: Oh my…this is gonna be so much fun! We should record this.
Sophie: Ew, Muna, no!
Muna laughed. "I think it’s ready. Do you think he’s gonna notice it?”
Sophie: Definitely not, you’ve seen dad’s face when he wakes up. The man will be half asleep. Let’s get outta here!
The girls went to the playroom which was next to Jared’s room and they waited for Jared to wake up.
After a while, Jared woke up and he went straight to the bathroom. The girls tried not to burst into tears from laughter. Suddenly Jared shouted.
Jared: Oh NO, FUCK FUCK, HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE….OH DAMN..GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS!
Muna: I think that’s us!
Sophie: I think that’s the point where we start to ruuuuuuuuun!
The girls ran and Jared chased them all over the house. He caught them after…3 minutes.
Jared: You’re not fast enough!
Jared grabbed Muna’s hand.
Jared: SOPHIE YOU TOO! Stop running.
Sophie: Please please please don’t ground me today, try tomorrow!
Jared: Why not today?
Sophie: Well I’m trying not to break my grounding record which was 4 days in a week. Today is Monday, so it’s a new week , so you can ground me again and start counting.
Jared: Wow, didn’t know I had grounded you 4 times in 1 week…BUT NOW YOU’RE DEFINITELY GROUNDED, WHAT THE FUCKERY DID YOU DO?!
Muna: Nice way to wake up…huh?
Muna winked.
Jared: I am not cleaning this up.
Sophie: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew how bad is it ?
Jared: Go check it out yourself. I am going to take a shower. Where is your sister?
Sophie: School.
Muna: Cinema.
They said it at the same time.
Muna: What the hell, Sophie, it’s Sunday today!
Sophie: What the hell, Muna, the movies don’t start at 10 a.m. in the morning!
Jared sighed.
Jared: Where is she?
The girls looked at each other.
Sophie: Alright I can’t hold it anymore, ANNA HAS A DAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Muna: Actually I think they’re gonna get laid, isn’t she going to his house?
Jared raised his eyebrows.
Jared: They’re gonna do….WHAT?!
Sophie: Oh come on, dad, relax, like you didn’t know that your daughters are…dating.
Jared: I knew that you are dating but oh my…YOU! (he pointed Muna) and…YOUUU…(he pointed Sophie & did a creepy face) are having sex?
Muna: Now this is getting uncomfortable.
Sophie: Yes, I guess we should just go. We’re invited at Tomo’s house.
Jared: To do what?
Muna: Aaah, dad, hello, some privacy. DUH.
Muna grabbed Sophie & left the house while Jared was left home alone.
He called Shannon.
Jared: Where are you?
Shannon: Uhm, well…I don’t really know.
Jared: What do you mean, what do you see around?
Shannon: Looks like I’m in a forest dude. No no actually…could this be Central Park? Yeah…it kinda looks like it.
Jared closed his eyes & sighed again.
Jared: Why do I have to clean everyone’s messes all the time? Stay where you are.
Jared drove all the way to Central Park & after some digging he found Shannon talking to a couple of ducks.
Shannon: Brotherrrrrrrr….I think I’m drunk.
Jared: Awesome. And I thought you were not. Let’s go!
Jared carried Shannon all the way to the car & when they got home, they found a message in the phone machine.
‘Hi dad, Sophie, Muna, uncle, or whoever has invaded in the Leto mansion, (in a slower tone) yes I do believe in aliens, this is Anna. I need to speak to someone as soon as possible, I forgot my keys so I’m heading to Tomo’s. Bye.’
Jared: What the hell was that?
Shannon: What the hell was what?
Jared: Alright, let me take you to your bed , I need to go to Tomo’s.
Shannon: Nooo nooo man, I got this party today…
Jared: Apparently the party was yesterday.
Shannon: NO IT’S TODAY!
Jared: Come on Shannon, you’re acting like a little kid. Let me…
Shannon pushed Jared away.
Shannon: I am supposed to go there and sweat sweat sweat dammit!
Jared: Last warning…if you behave and stop whining I will leave you my Blackberry.
Shannon opened his eyes wide.
Shannon: WITH your Twitter password?
Jared: Well…oh…alright sure.
Shannon: DEAL!
Jared left his Blackberry to Shannon and headed to Tomo’s house.
Half an hour later, Jared was at Tomo’s house.
Tomo: Uhh…eh…hi Jared.
Jared: Hey man, can I come in?
Tomo: I don’t think that’s the right time actually..
Jared: I just wanna take the girls & leave, they told me they’d be here. And Anna too!
Tomo: Really? Well they lied to you, they’re not.
At that moment, Anna started screaming.
Anna: I DON’T WANT ITTTTTT.
Jared gave Tomo an awkward look.
Tomo: Alright, you may come in but the girls didn’t want you here and I SWEAR I won’t be the one who will pay for this.
Jared walked into Tomo’s house and saw the girls at the living room.
Muna was playing with her Blackberry, Sophie was writing down something on a paper & Anna was crying.
Anna: NONE’S IS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?? Hellooooooo, you’re still my sisters, I have this serious problem & you’re just….Sophie are you making the weekly super-market list?
Sophie: Uhm yeah, cause none will?
Anna stood up.
Anna: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I AM ABOUT TO DIE AND YOU ARE….Dad?
Anna took a look at Jared.
Jared: What the fuckery is going on? Muna, seriously, stop trying to beat my score in Angry Birds, this is just NOT going to happen.
Muna sticked her tongue out & left the Blackberry.
Anna sighed.
Anna: None is paying attention to me. I will just go die in a shit hole & none is going to look after me & my bags, aw my God, all my bags…Tomo can you have my bags please?
Tomo rolled his eyes.
Jared: Annie, what are you talking about? Come here.
Anna sat on Jared’s legs.
Jared: What’s wrong?
Sophie: Oh my….nothing is wrong with her, we’ve been here for over 2 hours & she still hasn’t told us anything. She’s just being melodramatic about life & how a bag can replace a pet.
Anna: BAGS ACTUALLY HAVE A HEART!
Sophie: Fuck this, I’m outta here.
Anna: Alright, I’m pregnant.
Jared started coughing and pushed Anna from his legs. Then he stood up.
Sophie & Muna were looking at Anna all surprised with their mouths open. So was Tomo.
Jared : YOU ARE….WHAT?!
Anna: Pregnant. In 9 months you’ll be a grandpa.
Jared: No, I’M NOT. I have pink hair, I can’t have a grandchild.
Anna: We’ll dye your hair. Maybe gray, what do you think?
Jared: ANNA! ANNA! Anna, wake up. Why are you, the teens, not even wearing condoms? Like seriously, it’s simple math. You get to wear it, all cleaned up, you get to skip it, all screwed up.
Muna: The only good thing is, that we just gave MTV an extra episode for Teen Mom. We are definitely gonna go and audition for Teen Mom, right? I love this!
Tomo: Muna…dude chill out.
Muna: You guys don’t even know how to have fun.
Sophie: JESUS CHRIST, ANNA, I’M NOT PREPARED TO BE AN AUNT!
Anna: UHHHHHH DO YOU THINK I’M PREPARED TO BE MOTHER?
Sophie: Oh come on, you’ve been the best mother of your dolls like always. I am so jealous of you.
Anna: (lower) You think so?
Anna smirked.
Sophie: Totally, bitch.
Tomo: DO YOU THINK I’M PREPARED TO BE A GRAND MOFO?
Anna: Is this a word…or?
Tomo gave her a hard look.
Anna swallowed.
Jared sat on the couch again.
Jared: So are you sure you’re pregnant, Anna?
Anna: I can feel it yes!
Jared shaked his head.
Jared: What do you mean ‘you can feel it’ ?
Anna: I can feel it inside me, dad. The baby!
Sophie: It will be most probably the pizza you nailed last night..
Jared: SOPHIE.
Sophie: Yeah, dad, repeat after me (with Anna’s voice) ‘I can feel it inside me. The baby!’ & voila you’re pregnant. You haven’t even had sex with Matt.
Anna: You’re wrong! We have today.
Jared covered his face with his hands & Tomo laughed.
Tomo: Anna, darling, are you sure you know the definition of sex?
Anna: Yeah, duh. Don’t make fun of me.
Tomo: I would really look forward to hearing your definition of sex.
Jared: I think I’ll throw up with the interpretation.
Anna: If you make out with someone, doesn’t it mean you have sex with him?
Jared bit his tongue.
Jared : Yes, you’re right. That’s what I told you when you were 6.
Anna: SO YOU LIED ABOUT IT! That’s why I didn’t know where the condoms fit in the whole story…
Tomo held his belly from the laughter & the girls joined him.
Jared: So you’re definitely not pregrant. Thank God…
Anna: But what about the baby inside me?
Jared: The peperoni & bacon baby inside you will soon leave you.
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jared: What?
Anna: YOU SAID SOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jared: Oh shut up, I meant, yeah really soon, so technically by tomorrow…
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,I’M CURSED WITH A BABY NOW.
Jared: Anna, shut up, for fuck’s sake.
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anna opened the main door & started running in the streets.
Anna yelling: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I’M PREGNANT. NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WILL BE PREGNANT FOREVER. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PIZZA PREGNANT.
Muna: Someone buy her a bag or something, she’s gone nuts.
Tomo: I’m on it.
Sophie wrote it in the super-market list.
Jared: What are you writing down there?
Sophie: The super-market list.
Jared: Let me check it.
Sophie handed it to Jared.
SUPER-MARKET LIST:
Chocolate
More chocolate
Chocolate cookies
Chocolate muffins
Chocolate till we die
Croissants
Peanut Butter
Condoms for dad + uncle
More Peanut Butter
A lot of (black) sugar
Chocolate Milk
Bacon
Many eggs
More Bacon
Chocolate cake
Nutella (XL size)
Bag for Anna
Jared: You’re not actually going to buy all that. You will all die in the following days. (He then continued reading) Condoms? Shannon’s condoms? You’re not gonna buy any condoms!
Sophie: For just in case, dad.
Jared looked at Sophie.
Jared: I like the fact you have actually written ‘black sugar’ instead of the regular one.
Sophie: It hasn’t that fat.
And Jared laughed with all his heart.
Jared: Hahahahahahahha yeah, like you’re waiting from the black sugar to save you, with all that chocolate you got in there, hahahahahhahaha.
Muna: Emm dad…
Jared: Hahahahhaa…what?
Muna: I think you have a problem.
Muna was on Twitter with her Blackberry.
Jared: What kind of problem?
Muna: Did you give your password to the uncle or something?
Jared: Uh yes, he wouldn’t sleep otherwise.
Muna: Oh good, cause he’s been answering to people with your account & he hasn’t said it’s him and all. Hahahahahhahaa oh my God, a girl is asking him, well technically she asked you, "Are you an angel?” & he is like "YES,I’M JARED AND I FELL FROM THE SKY. MY BUTT IS STILL IN PAIN” Oh my God, I’m dying hahahahahaha.
Tomo & Sophie started laughing as well.
Jared: DAMMIT, first Sophie, now Shannon, everyone will think that I am bipolar! Not that I care but….WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK IS HE TWEETING!
Muna: OH SHIT….THIS! "Jared, is it true that you are the oldest vampire in the universe?” and Shannon answered "No it’s not, because that sparkling Edward shit bit me first.”
Jared grabbed his coat & ran all the way to his house.
He had to grab his Blackberry from Shannon’s hands.
He also had a big day tomorrow.
The super-market weekly visit.
Muna: Wow it’s one of those days when I really can’t think of any good prank. And we’re watching the Kardashians for fuck’s sake, change that trash!
Sophie: You’re right, dammit. I do have an idea but it’s just way too classic, I’m sure even dad won’t fall for it.
Muna: Bring it on!
Sophie whispered the prank to Muna and Muna’s face shined.
Muna: HELL YEAH, classic but yet so awesome. I’m on it!
Muna ran to the kitchen and Sophie followed her.
Sophie: Have you found it?
Muna: Yes, it’s right here, here we have the soft fog film.
Sophie: Wicked! Let’s go upstairs. I’m gonna check out if daddy’s sleeping.
Muna: Alright, I’m going to the bathroom.
Sophie opened Jared’s door and saw him sleeping.
Sophie: Everything’s set with dad!
Sophie found Muna at the bathroom putting the fog film right under the toilet seat.
Muna: Oh my…this is gonna be so much fun! We should record this.
Sophie: Ew, Muna, no!
Muna laughed. "I think it’s ready. Do you think he’s gonna notice it?”
Sophie: Definitely not, you’ve seen dad’s face when he wakes up. The man will be half asleep. Let’s get outta here!
The girls went to the playroom which was next to Jared’s room and they waited for Jared to wake up.
After a while, Jared woke up and he went straight to the bathroom. The girls tried not to burst into tears from laughter. Suddenly Jared shouted.
Jared: Oh NO, FUCK FUCK, HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE….OH DAMN..GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS!
Muna: I think that’s us!
Sophie: I think that’s the point where we start to ruuuuuuuuun!
The girls ran and Jared chased them all over the house. He caught them after…3 minutes.
Jared: You’re not fast enough!
Jared grabbed Muna’s hand.
Jared: SOPHIE YOU TOO! Stop running.
Sophie: Please please please don’t ground me today, try tomorrow!
Jared: Why not today?
Sophie: Well I’m trying not to break my grounding record which was 4 days in a week. Today is Monday, so it’s a new week , so you can ground me again and start counting.
Jared: Wow, didn’t know I had grounded you 4 times in 1 week…BUT NOW YOU’RE DEFINITELY GROUNDED, WHAT THE FUCKERY DID YOU DO?!
Muna: Nice way to wake up…huh?
Muna winked.
Jared: I am not cleaning this up.
Sophie: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew how bad is it ?
Jared: Go check it out yourself. I am going to take a shower. Where is your sister?
Sophie: School.
Muna: Cinema.
They said it at the same time.
Muna: What the hell, Sophie, it’s Sunday today!
Sophie: What the hell, Muna, the movies don’t start at 10 a.m. in the morning!
Jared sighed.
Jared: Where is she?
The girls looked at each other.
Sophie: Alright I can’t hold it anymore, ANNA HAS A DAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Muna: Actually I think they’re gonna get laid, isn’t she going to his house?
Jared raised his eyebrows.
Jared: They’re gonna do….WHAT?!
Sophie: Oh come on, dad, relax, like you didn’t know that your daughters are…dating.
Jared: I knew that you are dating but oh my…YOU! (he pointed Muna) and…YOUUU…(he pointed Sophie & did a creepy face) are having sex?
Muna: Now this is getting uncomfortable.
Sophie: Yes, I guess we should just go. We’re invited at Tomo’s house.
Jared: To do what?
Muna: Aaah, dad, hello, some privacy. DUH.
Muna grabbed Sophie & left the house while Jared was left home alone.
He called Shannon.
Jared: Where are you?
Shannon: Uhm, well…I don’t really know.
Jared: What do you mean, what do you see around?
Shannon: Looks like I’m in a forest dude. No no actually…could this be Central Park? Yeah…it kinda looks like it.
Jared closed his eyes & sighed again.
Jared: Why do I have to clean everyone’s messes all the time? Stay where you are.
Jared drove all the way to Central Park & after some digging he found Shannon talking to a couple of ducks.
Shannon: Brotherrrrrrrr….I think I’m drunk.
Jared: Awesome. And I thought you were not. Let’s go!
Jared carried Shannon all the way to the car & when they got home, they found a message in the phone machine.
‘Hi dad, Sophie, Muna, uncle, or whoever has invaded in the Leto mansion, (in a slower tone) yes I do believe in aliens, this is Anna. I need to speak to someone as soon as possible, I forgot my keys so I’m heading to Tomo’s. Bye.’
Jared: What the hell was that?
Shannon: What the hell was what?
Jared: Alright, let me take you to your bed , I need to go to Tomo’s.
Shannon: Nooo nooo man, I got this party today…
Jared: Apparently the party was yesterday.
Shannon: NO IT’S TODAY!
Jared: Come on Shannon, you’re acting like a little kid. Let me…
Shannon pushed Jared away.
Shannon: I am supposed to go there and sweat sweat sweat dammit!
Jared: Last warning…if you behave and stop whining I will leave you my Blackberry.
Shannon opened his eyes wide.
Shannon: WITH your Twitter password?
Jared: Well…oh…alright sure.
Shannon: DEAL!
Jared left his Blackberry to Shannon and headed to Tomo’s house.
Half an hour later, Jared was at Tomo’s house.
Tomo: Uhh…eh…hi Jared.
Jared: Hey man, can I come in?
Tomo: I don’t think that’s the right time actually..
Jared: I just wanna take the girls & leave, they told me they’d be here. And Anna too!
Tomo: Really? Well they lied to you, they’re not.
At that moment, Anna started screaming.
Anna: I DON’T WANT ITTTTTT.
Jared gave Tomo an awkward look.
Tomo: Alright, you may come in but the girls didn’t want you here and I SWEAR I won’t be the one who will pay for this.
Jared walked into Tomo’s house and saw the girls at the living room.
Muna was playing with her Blackberry, Sophie was writing down something on a paper & Anna was crying.
Anna: NONE’S IS PAYING ATTENTION TO ME?? Hellooooooo, you’re still my sisters, I have this serious problem & you’re just….Sophie are you making the weekly super-market list?
Sophie: Uhm yeah, cause none will?
Anna stood up.
Anna: ARE YOU KIDDING ME! I AM ABOUT TO DIE AND YOU ARE….Dad?
Anna took a look at Jared.
Jared: What the fuckery is going on? Muna, seriously, stop trying to beat my score in Angry Birds, this is just NOT going to happen.
Muna sticked her tongue out & left the Blackberry.
Anna sighed.
Anna: None is paying attention to me. I will just go die in a shit hole & none is going to look after me & my bags, aw my God, all my bags…Tomo can you have my bags please?
Tomo rolled his eyes.
Jared: Annie, what are you talking about? Come here.
Anna sat on Jared’s legs.
Jared: What’s wrong?
Sophie: Oh my….nothing is wrong with her, we’ve been here for over 2 hours & she still hasn’t told us anything. She’s just being melodramatic about life & how a bag can replace a pet.
Anna: BAGS ACTUALLY HAVE A HEART!
Sophie: Fuck this, I’m outta here.
Anna: Alright, I’m pregnant.
Jared started coughing and pushed Anna from his legs. Then he stood up.
Sophie & Muna were looking at Anna all surprised with their mouths open. So was Tomo.
Jared : YOU ARE….WHAT?!
Anna: Pregnant. In 9 months you’ll be a grandpa.
Jared: No, I’M NOT. I have pink hair, I can’t have a grandchild.
Anna: We’ll dye your hair. Maybe gray, what do you think?
Jared: ANNA! ANNA! Anna, wake up. Why are you, the teens, not even wearing condoms? Like seriously, it’s simple math. You get to wear it, all cleaned up, you get to skip it, all screwed up.
Muna: The only good thing is, that we just gave MTV an extra episode for Teen Mom. We are definitely gonna go and audition for Teen Mom, right? I love this!
Tomo: Muna…dude chill out.
Muna: You guys don’t even know how to have fun.
Sophie: JESUS CHRIST, ANNA, I’M NOT PREPARED TO BE AN AUNT!
Anna: UHHHHHH DO YOU THINK I’M PREPARED TO BE MOTHER?
Sophie: Oh come on, you’ve been the best mother of your dolls like always. I am so jealous of you.
Anna: (lower) You think so?
Anna smirked.
Sophie: Totally, bitch.
Tomo: DO YOU THINK I’M PREPARED TO BE A GRAND MOFO?
Anna: Is this a word…or?
Tomo gave her a hard look.
Anna swallowed.
Jared sat on the couch again.
Jared: So are you sure you’re pregnant, Anna?
Anna: I can feel it yes!
Jared shaked his head.
Jared: What do you mean ‘you can feel it’ ?
Anna: I can feel it inside me, dad. The baby!
Sophie: It will be most probably the pizza you nailed last night..
Jared: SOPHIE.
Sophie: Yeah, dad, repeat after me (with Anna’s voice) ‘I can feel it inside me. The baby!’ & voila you’re pregnant. You haven’t even had sex with Matt.
Anna: You’re wrong! We have today.
Jared covered his face with his hands & Tomo laughed.
Tomo: Anna, darling, are you sure you know the definition of sex?
Anna: Yeah, duh. Don’t make fun of me.
Tomo: I would really look forward to hearing your definition of sex.
Jared: I think I’ll throw up with the interpretation.
Anna: If you make out with someone, doesn’t it mean you have sex with him?
Jared bit his tongue.
Jared : Yes, you’re right. That’s what I told you when you were 6.
Anna: SO YOU LIED ABOUT IT! That’s why I didn’t know where the condoms fit in the whole story…
Tomo held his belly from the laughter & the girls joined him.
Jared: So you’re definitely not pregrant. Thank God…
Anna: But what about the baby inside me?
Jared: The peperoni & bacon baby inside you will soon leave you.
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jared: What?
Anna: YOU SAID SOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jared: Oh shut up, I meant, yeah really soon, so technically by tomorrow…
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,I’M CURSED WITH A BABY NOW.
Jared: Anna, shut up, for fuck’s sake.
Anna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anna opened the main door & started running in the streets.
Anna yelling: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I’M PREGNANT. NOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WILL BE PREGNANT FOREVER. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PIZZA PREGNANT.
Muna: Someone buy her a bag or something, she’s gone nuts.
Tomo: I’m on it.
Sophie wrote it in the super-market list.
Jared: What are you writing down there?
Sophie: The super-market list.
Jared: Let me check it.
Sophie handed it to Jared.
SUPER-MARKET LIST:
Chocolate
More chocolate
Chocolate cookies
Chocolate muffins
Chocolate till we die
Croissants
Peanut Butter
Condoms for dad + uncle
More Peanut Butter
A lot of (black) sugar
Chocolate Milk
Bacon
Many eggs
More Bacon
Chocolate cake
Nutella (XL size)
Bag for Anna
Jared: You’re not actually going to buy all that. You will all die in the following days. (He then continued reading) Condoms? Shannon’s condoms? You’re not gonna buy any condoms!
Sophie: For just in case, dad.
Jared looked at Sophie.
Jared: I like the fact you have actually written ‘black sugar’ instead of the regular one.
Sophie: It hasn’t that fat.
And Jared laughed with all his heart.
Jared: Hahahahahahahha yeah, like you’re waiting from the black sugar to save you, with all that chocolate you got in there, hahahahahhahaha.
Muna: Emm dad…
Jared: Hahahahhaa…what?
Muna: I think you have a problem.
Muna was on Twitter with her Blackberry.
Jared: What kind of problem?
Muna: Did you give your password to the uncle or something?
Jared: Uh yes, he wouldn’t sleep otherwise.
Muna: Oh good, cause he’s been answering to people with your account & he hasn’t said it’s him and all. Hahahahahhahaa oh my God, a girl is asking him, well technically she asked you, "Are you an angel?” & he is like "YES,I’M JARED AND I FELL FROM THE SKY. MY BUTT IS STILL IN PAIN” Oh my God, I’m dying hahahahahaha.
Tomo & Sophie started laughing as well.
Jared: DAMMIT, first Sophie, now Shannon, everyone will think that I am bipolar! Not that I care but….WHAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK IS HE TWEETING!
Muna: OH SHIT….THIS! "Jared, is it true that you are the oldest vampire in the universe?” and Shannon answered "No it’s not, because that sparkling Edward shit bit me first.”
Jared grabbed his coat & ran all the way to his house.
He had to grab his Blackberry from Shannon’s hands.
He also had a big day tomorrow.
The super-market weekly visit.
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